Ø Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and inter! rogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.
Ø Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Ø Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Ø Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Ø Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
Ø George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bbin Laden and shoot him!!!
Ø Sunil Gavaskar method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Take a look at the following sentences:
* The number of times the digit 0 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 1 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 2 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 3 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 4 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 5 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 6 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 7 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 8 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 9 appears in this puzzle is _____.
Fill these sentences with digits such that all the sentences holds true.
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Solution:
The number of times the digit 0 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 1 appears in this puzzle is 7.
The number of times the digit 2 appears in this puzzle is 3.
The number of times the digit 3 appears in this puzzle is 2.
The number of times the digit 4 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 5 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 6 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 7 appears in this puzzle is 2.
The number of times the digit 8 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 9 appears in this puzzle is 1.
* The number of times the digit 0 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 1 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 2 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 3 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 4 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 5 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 6 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 7 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 8 appears in this puzzle is _____.
* The number of times the digit 9 appears in this puzzle is _____.
Fill these sentences with digits such that all the sentences holds true.
For Solution SCROLL DOWN...
Solution:
The number of times the digit 0 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 1 appears in this puzzle is 7.
The number of times the digit 2 appears in this puzzle is 3.
The number of times the digit 3 appears in this puzzle is 2.
The number of times the digit 4 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 5 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 6 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 7 appears in this puzzle is 2.
The number of times the digit 8 appears in this puzzle is 1.
The number of times the digit 9 appears in this puzzle is 1.
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Solution:
The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Solution:
The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
It seems that a young blonde man volunteered for military service during World War II. Despite being blonde, he had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensecola skipping boot camp.
The very first day at Pensecola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.
On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese planes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft. he found 9 more Japanese planes and shot them all down, too.
Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the captain.
Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?"
The captain replied, "You make one velly impoltant mistake!"
The very first day at Pensecola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.
On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese planes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft. he found 9 more Japanese planes and shot them all down, too.
Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the captain.
Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?"
The captain replied, "You make one velly impoltant mistake!"
IT is not growing like a tree
In bulk, doth make man better be;
Or standing long an oak, three hundred year,
To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sear:
A lily of a day
Is fairer far in May,
Although it fall and die that night,--
It was the plant and flower of Light.
In small proportions we just beauties see;
And in short measures life may perfect be.
In bulk, doth make man better be;
Or standing long an oak, three hundred year,
To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sear:
A lily of a day
Is fairer far in May,
Although it fall and die that night,--
It was the plant and flower of Light.
In small proportions we just beauties see;
And in short measures life may perfect be.
-Ben Johnson
IT is the first mild day of March:
Each minute sweeter than before
The redbreast sings from the tall larch
That stands beside our door.
There is a blessing in the air,
Which seems a sense of joy to yield
To the bare trees, and mountains bare,
And grass in the green field.
My sister! ('tis a wish of mine)
Now that our morning meal is done,
Make haste, your morning task resign;
Come forth and feel the sun.
Edward will come with you;--and, pray,
Put on with speed your woodland dress;
And bring no book: for this one day
We'll give to idleness.
No joyless forms shall regulate
Our living calendar:
We from to-day, my Friend, will date
The opening of the year.
Love, now a universal birth,
From heart to heart is stealing,
From earth to man, from man to earth:
--It is the hour of feeling.
One moment now may give us more
Than years of toiling reason:
Our minds shall drink at every pore
The spirit of the season.
Some silent laws our hearts will make,
Which they shall long obey:
We for the year to come may take
Our temper from to-day.
And from the blessed power that rolls
About, below, above,
We'll frame the measure of our souls:
They shall be tuned to love.
Then come, my Sister! come, I pray,
With speed put on your woodland dress;
And bring no book: for this one day
We'll give to idleness.
-William Wordsworth
I wander thro' each charter'd street,
Near where the charter'd Thames does flow
And mark in every face I meet
Marks of weakness, marks of woe.
In every cry of every Man,
In every Infants cry of fear,
In every voice: in every ban,
The mind-forg'd manacles I hear
How the Chimney-sweepers cry
Every blackning Church appalls,
And the hapless Soldiers sigh
Runs in blood down Palace walls.
But most thro' midnight streets I hear
How the youthful Harlots curse
Blasts the new-born Infants tear,
And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse.
Near where the charter'd Thames does flow
And mark in every face I meet
Marks of weakness, marks of woe.
In every cry of every Man,
In every Infants cry of fear,
In every voice: in every ban,
The mind-forg'd manacles I hear
How the Chimney-sweepers cry
Every blackning Church appalls,
And the hapless Soldiers sigh
Runs in blood down Palace walls.
But most thro' midnight streets I hear
How the youthful Harlots curse
Blasts the new-born Infants tear,
And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse.
-Willaim Blake
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