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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what's sex?" 

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. 

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth. He asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well honey ..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."
"OH," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
"This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. 

There is, however, one exception. 

A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd. 

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Gita. 

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" 

"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl. 

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian. 

"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too." 

The teacher is now angry. 

"That's no reason", she says loudly, "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" 

A pause, and a smile. 

"Then," says Gita, "I'd be an American."

"If I sold my house, my car and had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked the children in a school class. 
"NO!" the children all answered. 
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" 
Again, the answer was, "NO! 
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked them again. 
Again, they all answered, "NO!" 
"Well," Robert continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" 
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

What is plural of SHAH RUKH KHAN??? 
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Ans - ICICI Bank 
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Kaise??? 
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because- 
SHAH RUKH KHAN - Main hoon na 

And

ICICI Bank - Hum hain na