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Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am 
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my 
work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my 
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, 
I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I 
am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just 
stop laughing!!")


Relationship status : what? 


Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me. 


Age : 10111 
1111 
111


Here for: web browsing in company hours.


Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)


Ethnicity : Programmer. 


Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101


Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.


Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor : weekly....


Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag


Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.


Drinking : The first is this.


Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. 



Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software 
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!


Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)


Webpage: naukri.com, jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate??? 


Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking 
for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.


Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.


Activities: Are you crazy?


Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored


Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.


Tv shows : can't afford one.


Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle
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