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Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
 
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
 
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
 
4. We talk with our hands;therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
 
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
 
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
 
7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
 
8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
 
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day
 
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.

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