An Indian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Indian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Indian folk eat the whole bread?'
The Indian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.' The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the United States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to India .' The American had a smirk on his face. The Indian listened in silence.
The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the Indian replied, 'of course.' Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the United States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to India...
The Indian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the United States?' The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The Indian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
'We throw them away, of course!' Now it was the Indian's turn to smile.
'We don't. In India , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States...
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