Romil's Online Box...

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. 
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge . 
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Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? 
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!! 
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Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye. 
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye. 
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai. 
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!! 
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Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you. 
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? 
Santa : I love you Didi!!!! 
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Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho? 
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!! 
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Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the, 
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu, 
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!! 
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Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata 
dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas 
kha raha hai, namaste karo. 
Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji 
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Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya hai?" 
Banta replied - Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, 
paas karke dikha. 
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. 
Bhola: Hai. 
Frog: Nahin hai. 
Bhola: Hai. 
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well. 
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? 
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Teacher : Santa batao `M' for kya hota hai? 
Santa : Sir, Mother! 
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai? 
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai 
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho? 
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi? 
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Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai? 
Santa : Teen maidam. 
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao. 
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.