- Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on same planet with Rajnikant.
- Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
- When Rajnikant does push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Rajnikant doesn't wears a watch, he decides what the time is...!!!
- Rajnikant gave MonaLisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
- Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his own teeth and boils the water with his rage.
- If you Google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happens.
- It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
- The Bermuda triangle used to be Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
- Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
- Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirl-wind. Hurricane Katrina was a result of his morning jog.
- Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.
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