Romil's Online Box...

Laloo Prasad sent his Resume - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this
reply.He arranged a press conference:

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki
hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone
was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......

"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar
sunaongaa? Par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen
saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -----
ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ----- Bilva