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Joke: They walk among us!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the
fridge
sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
decided that people were too distrusting of this deal. It looked to
good
to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale Rs 3000/-." The
next day someone stole it.
Caution: They Walk Among Us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said, "Where??"
They Walk Among Us!!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end
the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
They Walk Among Us!!!!
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My colleague and I were eating lunch in our company's cafeteria, when
we
overheard one of the assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car; it's designed to cut
through
a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
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My friends and I were on a soda run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. the
cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
head
is turned...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6 pieces".

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!!