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->If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

->Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live
with.

->Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

->Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
left them to where you can't find them.

->Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

->The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

->It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
warning to others.

->Ray's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

->Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

->Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

->If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

->A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

->Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

->For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

->Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

->To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.

->To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.

->You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

->The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

->A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

->If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.

->Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

->Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

->Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

->Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.