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I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. 
 
 
Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the 
palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You 
see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love." 
 

This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow 
it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to 
close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the 
first cracks it finds
 
This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love...they try 
to posses it, they demand, they expect... and just like the water spilling 
out of your hand, love will retrieve from you . 
 

For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are 
people you love, allow them to be free beings. 
 

Give and don't expect. 
Advise, but don't order. 
Ask, but never demand. 
 

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly 
practice. It is the secret to true love. To truly practice it, you must 
sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an 
unconditional caring." 
 

Passing thought... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; 
but by the moments that take our breath away..... 
 

Life is beautiful, Live it!!!!

Let's have a look at Miss Worlds from the year 1994...

1994

1994: With the face of an angel, Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful woman in the world. The journey to her amazing career in Bollywood began after she bagged the Miss World title in1994.

Earth has not anything to show more fair:

  Dull would he be of soul who could pass by

  A sight so touching in its majesty:

  This City now doth, like a garment, wear

  The beauty of the morning; silent, bare 

  Ships, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie

  Open unto the fields, and to the sky; 

  All bright and glittering in the smokeless air.

  Never did sun more beautifully steep

 In his first splendour valley, rock, or hill;

  Ne'er saw I, never felt, a calm so deep! 

  The river glideth at his own sweet will:

  Dear God! the very houses seem asleep;

  And all that mighty heart is lying still! 
 
                                                                 -William Wordsworth

1 baar a police wala 1 murgi se kahta hai ...
"Kal agar tumne 2 ande nhi diye to may tujhe mar dunga "


murgi fhir agle din 1 hin anda deti hai....


Police wale ko gussa aata hai wo banduk uthata hai .




Tab wo murgi kahti hai ...":

Dekhiye sab ye anda to aap ki banduk ke dar se nikla hai
warna mai to














Murga Hoon...."

When the best actors are chosen by other actors it is called the OSCARS.......



but .....


When the best actors are chosen by the people......
it is called.......














do u know wats it called??









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its









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ELECTIONS.........

Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge
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Why?


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bcoz sin 90 = cot 45!!!!!!! 

What did the Kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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A) Aaila!!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya... 

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette



Another deadly answer. scroll down a little

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
So he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
Jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.

To ab yeh batao ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa
raha tha , us professor ka naam kya tha?



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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

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 It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However", he said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off.
 
 Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
 
 The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?"
 
 She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie."
 
 The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water."
 
 The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her breath. The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
 
 The priest replies, "OK, what happened?"
 
 She says, "I was driving my brother's car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a neighbors dog and killed it."
 
 The priest looks up to heaven for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water."
 
 The second nun goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly.
 
 Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
 
 The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?"
 
 She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street."
 
 The priest looks up at heaven for a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves.
 
 The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down her cheeks. 
 
 The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so darn funny?"
 
 The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..." 

Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US":
 
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
 
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
 
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
 
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
 
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
 
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)
 
16.Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
 
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
 
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
 
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
 
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
 
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!"
 
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
 
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
 
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
 
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
 
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
 
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
 
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
 
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
 
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
 
Ultimate one:
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

Men:
 

1. All men are extremely busy.
 

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
 

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 
 

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
 

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
 

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
 

7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
 
 
 

Women:
 

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
 

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
 

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
 

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
 

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
 

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
 

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, "Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty." 

Then the second tree said, "Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull." 

Finally the third tree said, "I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me." 

After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, "This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter" ... and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest. 

At the second tree a woodsman said, "This looks like a strong tree, I should be able to sell it to the shipyard." The second tree was happy because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship. 

When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree was frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the woodsmen said, "I don't need anything special from my tree so I'll take this one", and he cut it down. 

When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for. The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end. The third tree was cut into large pieces and left alone in the dark. The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams. 

Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time. Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and he stood and said "Peace" and the storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat. 

Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it. 

The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, He will give you great gifts. Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined. We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His ways are not our ways, but His ways are always best.

I was walking around in a store, when I saw a Cashier hand this

little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.





The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy

this doll.





Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are

you sure I don't have enough money?''





The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy

this doll, my dear.''





Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to

look around.. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the

doll in his hand.





Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this

doll to.





'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'





I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all,

and not to worry.





But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where

she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it

to my sister when she goes there.'





His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with

God.

Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought

that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''





My heart nearly stopped.





The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not

to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'





Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me.'





'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says

that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at

the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.





I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check

again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''





'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his

with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the

doll and even some spare money.





The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'





Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''





'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy,

but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy

the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'





A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I

finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I

couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local

news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck,

who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little

girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The

family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining

machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the

coma. Was this the family of the little boy?





Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news

paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I

bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the

body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last

wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a

beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and

the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling

that my life had been changed for ever.

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still,

to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk

driver had taken all this away from him.



Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.