A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch. Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one moretime for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
"The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If Iget idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to hisdeath.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
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At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! Ididn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.
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The Sardar's wife said,"Don't look at me.He makes his lunch himself."
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
4. We talk with our hands;therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.
God was fed up. In a crash of thunder he/she yanked up to Heaven three influential humans, George Bush, Russian President, and Bill Gates. "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed.
"You each have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." Then, with another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.
Bush immediately called in his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," he announced grimly.
"The good news is that there is god. The bad news is Gods really mad and plans to end the world in a week."
The Russia President announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a god after all. The worse news is Gods mad and is going to end the world in a week."
Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed.
"The better news is we don't have to fix Windows Vista."
Google the ultimate search engine provides a useful software called 'Google Desktop-Search your own Computer...'
This software allows user to searc his/her own computer in a Google style!!!
It easily searches files, bookmarks and even your E-mails!!!
Moreover, Google Desktop creates cached copies (snapshots) of your files and other items each time that you view them and stores these copies on your computer's hard drive. As a result, you can often use Desktop to find items that you accide
ntally deleted, instead of having to recreate them from scratch.
Also it comes with an attracting sidebar which includes exciting gadgets...
Though Windows Vista provides an inbuilt sidebar but Google Sidebar has its own fun...
It also comes with a feature to download new gadgets...
To download Google Desktop
Click here...To download Google Sidebar Gadgets
Click here...
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After the successful launching of a brand new browser Chrome!, the no. 1 search engine has launched SMS channels for Indian users...
It is a new program by Google India...
Just sign up with ur google account and register ur mobile no. on google...
To view the Google SMS channel home page
click here...join the channel of your choice and receive SMS directly on ur cell phone...
It also allows users to create channels...
Moreover its feature of time preference of incoming messages and total messages per day is also very cool...
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